The Midnight Strangler (with sincerest apologies to the Rolling Stones)

 

You know the song Baby Boomers, sing the lyrics to the tune:

Did you hear about the Midnight Strangler?
Ev'ry liberal bitch has got to go
Did you heard about the Midnight Strangler,
the one that shut the Supreme Court door?

He don't give a hoot of warning
wrapped up in a black cat cloak
He don't go in the light of the newscasts
He's sticks past the time the headlines crow

Talkin' 'bout the Midnight Strangler,
the one you never seen before
Talkin' 'bout the midnight mangler
Did you see him jump the witness stand?
Roarin' down the blogosphere loudly
Listen and you hear his legal advisers pand(er)

Talkin' 'bout the midnight mangler
Ev'ry liberal bitch has got to go
Did you hear about the midnight mangler?
Well, honey, it's no Supreme Court show

Talkin' 'bout the Midnight Strangler,
the one you never seen before
Oh, I'll do that
Oh, I'll do that
Oh, I'll do that

Did you hear about the Midnight Strangler?
He'll leave his legal opinions up and down your hall
Did you hear about the Midnight Strangler?
Did you see me make my committee meeting call

And if you catch the Midnight Strangler
I'll steal your headlines from under your nose
Well, go easy with your open meetings
I'll stick my precedents right down your throat
Baby, and it hurts!

In homage to WI state supreme court justices Bradley and Prosser: grow up, will ya?

Lenny Palmer 6/29/2011

 

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